Let’s get some funny fucking offensive and controversial jokes about girls going, lol.
Why don’t women need cars? .__.
They don’t need a car to get from the laundry room to the kitchen
flower exposed to radiation from Fukushima nuclear facility Japan
Damn thats fucked up lol! But cool .
The flower next to it is all like “it’s okay you’re beautiful and I still love you”
Nemo can’t stand your romance
im laughing so hard holy shit omg
he touched that motherfucking boat
*facepalm* no. He touched the butt
Ok, so you see this folder?
I’m going to take every person’s URL that reblogs this and I’m going to create a document with it.
Then, I’m going to pair you up with another URL, and every day I will pick a new pair of numbers. URL1 will then become URL2’s Tumblr Stalker.
THAT’S RIGHT. EVERYONE GETS A STALKER.
EVERYONE NEEDS A STALKER.
Before I explain the rules, I just wanted to express how much this blog means to me. I wanted to share Zelda with everyone and I really wanted friends who also genuinely loved Zelda. SO, getting back to the point, I can’t help but want to do this giveaway now.
THE RULES (are really simple)
- Reblog & Like this post to enter (the more you reblog the better your chances!)
- I won’t force you to follow me, but it will enter you for another chance to win, and I’d really love to make more Zelda friends! :D
- Make sure I can reach you if you win! Leave your ask open and be prepared! I’ll need your address to ship your prize. I will ship internationally!
- The winners will be chosen on May 31st! Go go go!
“WinnerS?”
TWO winners will be chosen!
1ST PLACE
You will receive an Ocarina Song Ring of your choice, your very own copy of Hyrule Historia and an art commission by e-hima! (Art commission will be for one single character OC or fanart) These rings are made by Peregrine Studios and come in sizes 6 – 13, your choice of stainless steel, gold plated or antique bronze finishes. There are thirteen different ocarina songs to choose from: Zelda’s Lullaby, Song of Time, Saria’s Song, Song of Healing, Epona’s Song, The Sun’s Song, Song of Storms, Prelude of Light, Minuet of Forest, Bolero of Fire, Serenade of Water, Requiem of Spirit, and Nocturne of Shadow
E is my roommate and has agreed to give out one free single-character commission to the winner. More info about E and her commissions here.
2ND PLACE
You will receive a Skyward Heart pendant by The Pixel Smithy in your choice of gold or silver finish! Unbelievably beautiful necklace modeled after the heart container from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
THE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN MAY 31ST!
Good luck, everyone! :D
I JUST WANT TO SEE VIC AND KELLIN AGGRESSIVELY MAKING OUT DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM
Erm I see no problem there
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
Any one else read this in a yelling voice x)
